randa lynn; 28; member of the beardsquad

chicago blackhawks
long live hockey
captain canada & mulletboy are my favorite super duo
music is my boyfriend
and these adorkable fucks are life ruiners
the roomie made me spring rolls for lunch at work tonight. she gets a gold star tonight

the roomie made me spring rolls for lunch at work tonight. she gets a gold star tonight

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2 days ago

gracefulmoose:

cluelesswonder:

lefungalraccoon:

hanari502:

earthyaran:

ybfan666:

tsundereroma:

sisususi:

Wasn’t Syndrome like a huge fanboy when he was little? So like, he’s probably holding his OTP in his hands, and this is one of his fanfictions that became real.

I don’t think Mr. Incredible x Elastigirl was his OTP because he looks pretty pissed… maybe he shipped different parings? 

He probably didn’t ship Mr. Incredible with anyone. Because Mr. Incredible worked alone, and it would be out of character (OOC) for him to have a relationship.

That’s probably why he’s pissed: This pairing goes against canon, and he’s the type of fan who hates that.

Blind to the obvious as usual, tumblr.

His otp was obviously Mr. Incredible and Frozone.

This fucking post.

ALWAYS REBLOG

God bless.

#he’s shimmying in the second gif (via theincrediblesfan)

(via rundmseabs)

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2 days ago
new hat! hand-knitted by @paewwpraew and all the way from Thailand! 😍😍😍

new hat! hand-knitted by @paewwpraew and all the way from Thailand! 😍😍😍

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2 days ago

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

iblamebuckybarnes:

unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

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LEAVE MY SIGHT AND NEVER RETURN YOU’VE BEEN BANISHED

(via nubpher)

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2 days ago

unwomanlythoughts:

microaggressions:

When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.

Holy crap, I never realized.

(via nubpher)

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2 days ago

deadxlast:

pianorocknroll:

you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe

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Oh my fucking god

(via nubpher)

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thepoetryofstardust:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

azirae:

fruitfever:

azirae:

ANIMATION TEST. Six seconds of octopus (photoshop)

i wonder how long that took to make?

About 3 hours

it’s so pRETTY

This needs to just stay on my blog forever.

thepoetryofstardust:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

azirae:

fruitfever:

azirae:

ANIMATION TEST. Six seconds of octopus (photoshop)

i wonder how long that took to make?

About 3 hours

it’s so pRETTY

This needs to just stay on my blog forever.

(via cpcoulter)

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assbutts-initiative:

halireblogs:

rebelfreakat221b:

but-renner:

ryanislast:

corrahlovesyou:

considerthishippie:

Trampoline tent for summer sleepovers.


think about all the sex

There are two types of people.

If you wanted to eat somebody you could put a fire up under it and slow roast them.

… three. Three types of people.

assbutts-initiative:

halireblogs:

rebelfreakat221b:

but-renner:

ryanislast:

corrahlovesyou:

considerthishippie:

Trampoline tent for summer sleepovers.

think about all the sex

There are two types of people.

If you wanted to eat somebody you could put a fire up under it and slow roast them.

… three. Three types of people.

(via melodiesintheair)

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3 days ago
I always forget how ginormous our cinnamon rolls are 😳 (at Holiday Inn Downtown Yakima)

I always forget how ginormous our cinnamon rolls are 😳 (at Holiday Inn Downtown Yakima)

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3 days ago
kazoo-goddess:

thegeekmaster:

kevindrakewriter:

guibass:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

Ten years into the future and I’ll still be laughing at this

I wish I had the balls to order None Pizza with Left Beef.

If I had that kind of money to throw away, sure

I actually ordered this oncee. The pizza place called me five minutes later and the guy on the phone couldn’t stop laughing, and he just says “Miss, you can’t do that”

kazoo-goddess:

thegeekmaster:

kevindrakewriter:

guibass:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

 (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

Ten years into the future and I’ll still be laughing at this

I wish I had the balls to order None Pizza with Left Beef.

If I had that kind of money to throw away, sure

I actually ordered this oncee. The pizza place called me five minutes later and the guy on the phone couldn’t stop laughing, and he just says “Miss, you can’t do that”

(Source: ollielephant, via melodiesintheair)

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3 days ago

thehumanbutt:

congalineofdurin:

lifting-spirits:

mr-noodle-arms:

willycheesesteak:

Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot

“Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and I videotaped myself dancing. Then I sent the video to the animators and had them animate over that. I begged them not to leak the video! Two of my closest friends came to an early screening and said ‘Hey, I recognize those moves! That’s you dancing isn’t it?!’” - Vin Diesel

reblogged before but that comment just makes it that much better

READ THE COMMENT

Vin Diesel is actually precious and we must protect him

(via melodiesintheair)

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3 days ago

startingwithayang:

The year is 2214

A person is walking through a mueseum and sees a CD

"I remember that band, my great-grandma used to love them." Says the person

Drum beats fill the air as Fall Out Boy comes down from the heavens

They did it

They were remembered for centuries

(via thechosenone305)

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